Sussan Ley, who has entered the most annoying part of being an embattled leader – trying to make fetch happen – is still trying to make fetch happen.

Her fetch is calling Chris Bowen the ‘part time energy minister’ because he is at COP. Which is so stupid, it almost makes Twilight seem reasonable.

This is all happening while Barnaby Joyce is lollygagging with One Nation, teasing that he may make an announcement on his future by the end of the week.