I can not be bothered going through the absolute bullshit that is the Coalition asking about a promise from two elections ago, on a day where it is revealed Australia experienced its hottest year to date – which is another way of saying that this summer will be the coolest you experience from now on – and that we are so far from meeting our energy targets we might as well be sticking our head in the sand.

So here is how Mike Bowers has seen the day:

See ya
Barnaby Joyce and his exes

Barnaby’s new bench mates welcome him

Malcolm Turnbull enjoys a captive audience