The refuse and bitch method is getting an incredible work out here from Sussan Ley.
She is so sad for the miners. So sad for the farmers. Just sad for Australia really. Because mining and farmers just pay for all of Australia to live (it doesn’t but she is milking the hyperbole cow extra hard this morning) and now they have to *sob* have the same approval processes for fossil fuel projects that are destroying the planet and *sobs harder* not clear as much land as they want *collapse on the floor sobbing*.
And my Dolly – will someone think of the loggers? All that native forestry that might end up *gasp* NOT LOGGED, because there will be a review into the industry’s exemptions in 18 months time?
OH THE HUMANITY! IF ONLY THERE HAD BEEN A WAY FOR THE COALITION TO HAVE INPUT INTO THESE LAWS WHICH IT REFUSED TO PROPERLY ENGAGE WITH BECAUSE ITS LEADER HAS THE AUTHORITY OF A WET SOCK FORGOTTEN IN THE SODDEN GRASS.
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This is excellent! 😂 I am so looking forward to forests not being logged I may fall to the floor sobbing with gratitude when it finally happens
Absolutely love your work and your irony, Amy, and totally understand your exasperation and frustration
Barnaby helpfully sucking the air out of their whinge by making today all about how he is leaving the party that literally view him as a liability . What bad sport, terrible team spirit
I bet 90% of National Party say "Thank God he's gone".
Amy you are a national treasure. We don’t deserve you but are so lucky you are watching to alert us of the ongoing fustercluck that is our political clown show.
The loggers will be fast tracking to destroy as much as they can before the review in 18 months time.